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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选40:A School-report学校成绩单(双语笑话) 40.A School-reportThe father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"English,poor; French,weak;Mathematics,fair;” .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选39:A Little Attention注意一点(双语笑话) 39. A Little Attention“I wish,”said an anxious mother to her careless son,“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”"Well,I do.”was the reply,“I pay as little attenti .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选38: I Wasn’t Listening我没有听(双语笑话) 38.I Wasn’t ListeningMother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book,"What are you reading,dear?”"I don’t know,”the litter girl answered."You don't know? But you were .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选37: Studying Geography学地理(双语笑话) 37.Studying GeographyMisha is a pupil in Grade 5 and has just begun studying geography.One day after supper, Misha's father asked Do you like geography,Misha?”"Yes,Dad,I like it very much .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选36: Excuse借口(双语笑话) 36. ExcuseTommyhatedschool and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed.he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache,he asked his mother to take him to .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选35: Greek希腊语(双语笑话) 35. GreekMr.Day was a teacher at a school in a big city in the north.of England.He usually went to France or Germany for a few weeks during his summer holidays,and he spoke French and German quite we .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选34: Professor Creighton克莱顿教授(双语笑话) 34.Professor CreightonCreighton was going along aWest end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house."Can’t you reach up so high? "asked the professor k .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选33: Good intentions良好的心愿(双语笑话) 33.Good intentionsOne day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher,my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”"I certainly do,”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is .. |
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2015-03-16 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选32: TA Lesson In Reading一节诵读课(双语笑话) 32.A Lesson In ReadingI had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read. There was a book used by the learners in reading called“Dialogues between a Missio .. |
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2015-03-16 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选31:The Name of a Poet诗人的名字(双语笑话) 31 .The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.“It works like this,”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name o .. |
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2015-03-16 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选30: The Right Leg右腿(双语笑话) 30.The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?Sophomore(meek .. |
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2015-03-15 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选29: Alexander the Great亚历山大大帝(双语笑话) 29. Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attemptat the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:“Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem .. |
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2015-03-15 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选28: I'm Glad我很高兴(双语笑话) 28.I'm GladA Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children,"said she,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"" .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选27: You've Lost你输了(双语笑话) 27. You've LostOn her return from school,little Dolly, aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She .. |
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2015-03-15 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选26: Essay作文(双语笑话) 26. EssayTeacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.His essay read:"Rain stopped play."c .. |
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2015-03-15 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25: All Expect The Music除了音乐都好(双语笑话) 25. All Expect The MusicA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music,so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable .. |
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2015-03-11 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选24:The New Teacher新老师(双语笑话) 24.The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September."George, how did youlike your new teacher?”asked his mother.“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and thre .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选23: A Physics Examination一次物理考试(双语笑话) 23.A Physics ExaminationOncein aphysicsexamination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightnin .. |
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2015-03-11 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选22: An Entrance Examination入学考试(双语笑话) 22.An Entrance ExaminationIn an entrance examination of a conservatory of music,the teacher asked one of the boys,"What is the most important physiological quality of a musician”"To be de .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选21: Visiting A Chicken Farm参观养鸡场(双语笑话) 21 .Visiting A Chicken FarmOne day,a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator,a chick just got out of it’s eggshell."It's wonderful to se .. |
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