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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选20: A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球赛(双语笑话) 20. A Special Footbal1 MatchMike was late for school.He said to his teacher,Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”"Why did it make you late2”i .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选19:An Abstract Drawing幅抽象画(双语笑话) 19. An Abstract DrawingOne day in a drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing,on .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选18:Writing A Composition写作文(双语笑话) 18.Writing A CompositionOne day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选17:The Swimmer游泳者(双语笑话) 17.The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.&q .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选16:“God Save The King !“愿上帝保佑国王”(双语笑话) 16.“God Save The King !The famous Dr. Smith,dean of Medical College,was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“P .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选15:The Composition Class作文课(双语笑话) 15. The Composition ClassThe students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who,of all the members of the .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选14:It Wasn't One Person不是一个人(双语笑话) 14.It Wasn't One PersonThe teacher is handing back the homework."Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”" .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选13:Applied Psychology应用心理学(双语笑话) 13.Applied PsychologyAfter the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house,Ken asked,"What is the usual tip?” "Well,”replied the youth,"this ismy first trip here,but the o .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选12:Answer The Puzzle解答难题(双语笑话) 12.Answer The PuzzleOne day,the teacher walkedintoher classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday,she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have .. |
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2015-03-09 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选11:Should Not Be Punished不受处罚(双语笑话) 11.Should Not Be PunishedA secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for somethinghehadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”"Good,”said the b .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选10:Which One Of哪个女人结婚了(双语笑话) 10. Which One Of The Women Is MarriedA little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says,“Imagine there are five blackbirds sitting on a fence. You pick up your gun and shoot one. .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选09:The Reason For Not没去钓鱼的奇论(双语笑话) 9.The Reason For Not Going FishingYoung Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well,I was going to fishing,but my dad wouldn’t let me,"s .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选08:独特的考试形式人,讲述了州立教授给学生判分是有名的好好先生 8.A Unique ExaminationA professor was known for being a generous marker. The grades he gave for one of his courses were based solely on two exams,and the stuff on the exams was covered entirely in th .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选07:Professor And The Deaf Mute教授与聋哑人(双语笑话) 7.Professor And The Deaf MuteA group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on the train won$100,000. He didn’t want anyone to know about it,so he decided not to return .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选06:A Story Of Professor教授趣事(双语笑话) 6.A Story Of ProfessorRicher Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments,his cl .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选05:Prepare Yourself自己做好准备(双语笑话) 5.Prepare YourselfA story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."Two days later he receive .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选04:Creative创造性(双语笑话) 4.CreativeApplying for my first job,I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training,I answered truthfully that I had spent three years .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选03:Have You Read Hamlet读过《哈姆雷特》吗(双语笑话) 3.Have You Read HamletA student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book."What a surprise,"said the student.“It h .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选02:Who is This你是哪一个(双语笑话) My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day,after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another undergraduate,I phoned home for some consolati .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精选01:Napoleon was Ill拿破仑病了(双语笑话) Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,his history professor failed him in his examinations,and he was told that he would have to leave the university. Ho .. |
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