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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:8.助けてっ [paragraph]夕食後、テーブルの横でうたた寝をしていた父がうなされていたので、私は母と、「悪い夢でも見ているのかな?」と話していると、突然、「ライダー、助けてっ!」と父が叫んだ。ちなみに父は56歳です。 译 .. |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:7.無色 [paragraph]先日、父はメガネを作りに行った際、「無色ですか?」と店員にレンズの色を聞かれると、何を勘違いしたのか、「いえ、銀行員です」と、自分の職業を答えていた。 译文:几天前和老爸一起买眼镜的时候 &qu .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:6.足が痛くて [paragraph]小学生の時のハナシ。うちのクラスでは「給食は、体調が良くないときだけ残していい。ただし、残すときは先生にどこの具合が悪いのか言うこと」と言う決まりがあった。みんなが「おなかが痛くて」とか「 .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:5.山田はな [paragraph]ケーキ屋さんでウィンドウ越しに「これとこれと…」と、指差してケーキを注文していたら、お店の人に「名前を言ってください」と言われ「山田はなです」と言ってしまった。 译文:在点心房的橱窗前面 &qu .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:4.やぶ医者 [paragraph]やぶ医者 向こうから,お医者(いしゃ)がやってきました。そこへ店(みせ)の小僧(こぞう)が,かけてきてぶつかり,医者は,弾み(はずみ)でで転(ころ)んでしまいました。 「ああ,危ないでは .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:3.遺言(ゆいごん) [paragraph]遺言(ゆいごん) あるところに,たいへんへそまがりな息子(むすこ)がおりました。 親父(おやじ)が病気になり,もう死ぬという時に,息子を呼んで,「もはや,わしも,この世(よ)におさらばじゃ .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:2.ドミンゴ [paragraph] 学校の帰りに「ドミンゴ」と言うお店で昼食を友達と食べていたら 1人の友達が「ドミンゴって言う国あるよね。」 と自信ありげに言っていたのを聞いて別の友達が 「あるある、ドミンゴ共和国だ .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味日语]
日语笑话:1.つ も り [paragraph]つ も り あるけちん坊(ぼう)な男がおりました。 毎日毎日,ご飯どきになると,うなぎ屋(や)の前へでかけていっては,腹(はら)いっぱい匂い(におい)を嗅ぎ(かぎ),家へ飛んで帰って,ご .. |
幸子
2015-03-18 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精52:The Child May Stay这孩子可以待在这里(双语笑话) 52.The Child May StayOne afternoon while I was talking to a professor,my two-year-old daughter, Lily wandered into a nearby classroom. There was a math class in progress and,to my dismay,Lily sat do .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精51:To Obey Orders服从命令(双语笑话) 51 .To Obey OrdersMy husband's first coachingexperience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game,he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "Yo .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精50:A Girl's Wish一个小姑娘的希望(双语笑话) 50. A Girl's WishOn the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancer .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精49:Only With A Different Head只是头不一样(双语笑话) 49. Only With A Different HeadAfter the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father,"What does your new teacher look like”"Just like my kindergarten teacher,”th .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精48:The Sun And The Moon太阳与月亮(双语笑话) 48.The Sun And The MoonTom and his classmate,Jerry,are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks,"Which of them is more useful?”Tom replied,"Of course,the moon is. The moon is in .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精47:A Silly Rabbit愚蠢的兔子(双语笑话) 47.A Silly RabbitLittle Steve has a pet rabbit,Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精46:Full Marks满分(双语笑话) 46. Full MarksNatasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. Theywent shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother,“Do .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精45:Drunk醉酒(双语笑话) 45. DrunkOne day,a father and his little son were goinghome.Atthisage,theboywas interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he asked,"What is the meaning of the word‘drunk .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精44:Bedtime Prayer睡前祷告(双语笑话) 44. Bedtime PrayerJulia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”Her mother interrupted and said,"J .. |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精43:Rebellious Age顶牛的年龄(双语笑话) 43 .Rebellious AgeMy teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he asked me to help him pick a shirt to wear to a party. On .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精42:What Can I Say In五分钟我能说什么(双语笑话) 42.What Can I Say InFive MinutesWhen we got our long一distance phone bill,we found that our daughter,Cathy,had been making 60一minute calls to a boyfriend away at college.“From now on,”her fathe .. |
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2015-03-17 |
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[趣味英语]
爆笑英语幽默笑话精41:Prize奖品(双语笑话) 41 .PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize,mother,”he explained."A prized What for,dear""For natural history. Teacher asked me how ma .. |
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