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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选33: Good intentions良好的心愿(双语笑话) 33.Good intentionsOne day a boy came to his teacher and said:"Teacher,my dad wants to know if you like roast pig.”"I certainly do,”said the teacher, "And you tell your father he is .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选32: TA Lesson In Reading一节诵读课(双语笑话) 32.A Lesson In ReadingI had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual,and could hardly read. There was a book used by the learners in reading called“Dialogues between a Missio .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选31:The Name of a Poet诗人的名字(双语笑话) 31 .The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.“It works like this,”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name o .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选30: The Right Leg右腿(双语笑话) 30.The Right LegProctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?Sophomore(meek .. |
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2015-03-15 |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选29: Alexander the Great亚历山大大帝(双语笑话) 29. Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attemptat the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:“Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选28: I'm Glad我很高兴(双语笑话) 28.I'm GladA Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children,"said she,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"" .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选27: You've Lost你输了(双语笑话) 27. You've LostOn her return from school,little Dolly, aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选26: Essay作文(双语笑话) 26. EssayTeacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.His essay read:"Rain stopped play."c .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选25: All Expect The Music除了音乐都好(双语笑话) 25. All Expect The MusicA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music,so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选24:The New Teacher新老师(双语笑话) 24.The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September."George, how did youlike your new teacher?”asked his mother.“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and thre .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选23: A Physics Examination一次物理考试(双语笑话) 23.A Physics ExaminationOncein aphysicsexamination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightnin .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选22: An Entrance Examination入学考试(双语笑话) 22.An Entrance ExaminationIn an entrance examination of a conservatory of music,the teacher asked one of the boys,"What is the most important physiological quality of a musician”"To be de .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选21: Visiting A Chicken Farm参观养鸡场(双语笑话) 21 .Visiting A Chicken FarmOne day,a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator,a chick just got out of it’s eggshell."It's wonderful to se .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选20: A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球赛(双语笑话) 20. A Special Footbal1 MatchMike was late for school.He said to his teacher,Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”"Why did it make you late2”i .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选19:An Abstract Drawing幅抽象画(双语笑话) 19. An Abstract DrawingOne day in a drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing,on .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选18:Writing A Composition写作文(双语笑话) 18.Writing A CompositionOne day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选17:The Swimmer游泳者(双语笑话) 17.The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.&q .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选16:“God Save The King !“愿上帝保佑国王”(双语笑话) 16.“God Save The King !The famous Dr. Smith,dean of Medical College,was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:“P .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选15:The Composition Class作文课(双语笑话) 15. The Composition ClassThe students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw".The student who,of all the members of the .. |
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爆笑英语幽默笑话精选14:It Wasn't One Person不是一个人(双语笑话) 14.It Wasn't One PersonThe teacher is handing back the homework."Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”" .. |
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