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[趣味英语]爆笑英语幽默笑话精选27: You've Lost你输了(双语笑话) [复制链接]

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27. You've Lost


On her return from school,little Dolly, aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad,and presently said:


"Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.


The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:


“Dear Tom,


It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”


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27.你输了


放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇—一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说:


“爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”


父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:


“亲爱的汤姆:


今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”


n.[c]少女,小姑娘



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