Are you crazy or just plain stupid?
Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
And, of course,
I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
Hey, Bubba. It's me, Forrest Gump.
I remember everything you said,
and I got it all figured out.
I'm taking $24,562.47
that I got, that's left
after a new hair cut and a new suit
and took Mama out to a real fancy dinner,
and I bought a bus ticket, then three Dr. Peppers.
Tell me something.
Are you stupid or something?
Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
That's what's left after me saying,
"When I was in China on the all-America Ping-Pong team,
"I just loved playing Ping-Pong
with my Flex-O-Lite Ping-Pong paddle,"
which everybody knows isn't true,
but Mama said it was just a little white lie,
so it wasn't hurting nobody.