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19. An Abstract Drawing

One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.

After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.

“What did you draw”said the teacher.

“A cow eats grass.”the boy answered.

“Where is the grass2”

“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.

“Well，but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again.

“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”

19.一幅抽象画

一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。

一会儿工夫，一个小男孩交了他的作品。老师看了看。可上面什么也没有，只不过是一张白纸。

“你画的是什么呀?”老师说。

“牛吃草。”孩子答道。

“草呢?”

“牛把草吃光了。”孩子说。

“那么，牛到哪去了?”老师又问。

“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”