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[趣味英语]爆笑英语幽默笑话精选40:A School-report学校成绩单(双语笑话) [复制链接]

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40.A School-report


The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:"English,poor; French,weak;  Mathematics,fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.


"Well,dad,”said the son,“It is not as good as it might be,but have you seen that”and he pointed to the next line,which read:“Health,excellent.”




40.学校成绩单


父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学习成绩单,他边看边露出愤怒的表情:“英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。”他厌恶地瞥了一下正在发抖的儿子一眼。


“爸爸,”儿子说,“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行:“健康状况,优。”



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